1) The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
2) Friends r like mirrors
they r our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
3) You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar ;-)
4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have known
u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again.
6)Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
8)If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
9)Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.
10)A good speech should b like a women's skirt...
Long enough to cover the subject,
And short enough to create interest.
11)When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
12)Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one
will b at
home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
13)What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers
twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
14) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
15) WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur
hands
all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could
have a new one everyday."
16) A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book
and
says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory
away??
17) God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from
all
the REST coz
he
knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don't argue with God now.
18) Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.
really sexy u make me randy.
ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed
oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
19)You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated
Fit Kind & Generous.
In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
20) he came 2 me 1 nite...
explored my body...
licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO
21) Someday u may lose ur hair
.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
22) Whats rough and hairy on the outside
and soft and wet in the inside starts
with C ends in T and has a U & a N in it?
.... Answer - a coconut u pervert.
23) Tell me.is it going in?..yeah
..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..
den lets try d other shoe madam
24) Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars-
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....
& suddenly I thought...where the fuck is my roof?
25) 4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
26) 3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN
1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex
3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
27) Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS
1)no one really understands dem
2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory
3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for
dem!
28) The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
29) im at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed!
i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
30) wot kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u
KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends
KISS ON NECK=i want u
KISS ON LIPS=i luv u
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
