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Actual Name: Basant Sing Institute of Science and JT Lalvani College of Arts and Commerce
Unofficial mottoes: I will and I can.... but I wont I shall salute the posterior - Jai hind
Official motto: I will and I can. This is a English transliteration for a Sindhi saying that actually
translates to something on the lines of waking up and finding your mother
Location: A Road - between the devil (Churchgate Station)
and the deep blue (?) sea.
Vocational Courses: Lots of extra-curricular courses
for students social development. A few of the courses are, bird-watching for the boys and stud-farming for girls. However,
the most important lessons are for the future socialites (found in large numbers in Jai Hind) - The art of being bitchy and
kissing air.
Canteen: A small cubbyhole masquerades as the college
canteen. The college has 5,000 students and the canteen can seat only about 50 people. The grub is pretty decent though. The
college also has a cafeteria counter on campus, which serves very cold rolls and samosas.
Campus: Its the size of a ladys kerchief so we just
mill around on the A road and sit on the cars of the residents who in turn complain to the Princi and our I-cards are confiscated.
Isnt our life great or what. Extra-curricular: There are a number of societies that cater to the interests of the students.
The most prominent among these is the SDU (Social and Dramatic Union) for the simple reason that some of the hottest chicks
are members of this association.
Academic Activities: Since this is an Unofficial Prospectus academic activities are being willfully skipped.
The real reason is this writer is extremely bad at his academics and doesnt want the reader to know that there are others
who are smarter than him.
Tips for Freshies: Get ready to be blown away by the
exciting view of the human (female) skin. Forget dressing up, its dressing down time now.
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